she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
everything is just fine SCORE 19
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
they do WHAT with the snow?! SCORE 29
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
have a good one eh SCORE 17
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
