This restaurant has a discount for being friendly. SCORE 36
It’s so crazy, it just might work. SCORE 17
Back in My Day… SCORE 30
Bro Bump SCORE 38
GOT’EEEEM SCORE 19
Well played… SCORE 23
Shine bright like a diamond. SCORE 24
Funny money. SCORE 18
Keys. Phone. Wallet. Ready. SCORE 20
It’s the catnip way. SCORE 19
Thanks I hate it. SCORE 38
Go home, ball. SCORE 26
You are a got dam hero SCORE 29
The beans will grow. SCORE 19
The problem with time travel SCORE 30
Baby, no. SCORE 20
SCIENCE! SCORE 40
spiders in the tub SCORE 32
A medieval scribe doodled some penises on this Latin manuscript from the 1400s. SCORE 26
Why you do this? SCORE 13
I can’t believe you’ve done this… SCORE 22
Extreme buzz life. SCORE 23
This robot exists to push the hay closer to the cows. SCORE 29
I’ve had exactly enough of you. SCORE 17
Seems legit SCORE 33
This USA Flag landed on Normandy Beach at D-Day, now returned to the USA as a gift from the Netherlands SCORE 29
This Waterboy wrap on my local tire shops’ water fountain. SCORE 19
The seagull footprints around this trash can with a bagel in it… SCORE 26
I am your grandmother now… SCORE 27
Nailed it. – Dad, probably. SCORE 22
Papa, no. SCORE 19
*mom intensifies* SCORE 24