No, I will not play Call Me Maybe. SCORE 246
How getting a job works. SCORE 270
For science. SCORE 241
How I feel about Mondays. SCORE 150
Reactions to sites going down. SCORE 278
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
That’s so sweet… oh wait. SCORE 157
Proof. SCORE 148
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 262
Wearable planters. SCORE 229
Ur flavr. It hurtz me. SCORE 223
A piece of meat. SCORE 128
Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
What happens when you microwave Ivory soap. SCORE 271
The lie detective. SCORE 104
First world cats. SCORE 201
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 267
Wet paint. SCORE 232
Nice try though. SCORE 220
White bread. SCORE 306
Dear vegetarians. SCORE 117
Stay calm. SCORE 276
Burn. SCORE 241
Sipping my box of juice. SCORE 211
Cats are jerks. SCORE 103
I was framed! SCORE 316
Day 42: The humans still think I’m a baked potato. SCORE 268
This song is so sexist. SCORE 255
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 146
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. SCORE 285