If you are reading this… SCORE 113
Never forget. SCORE 159
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Seal SCORE 28
Burn! SCORE 216
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Burn! SCORE 249
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Genius. SCORE 145
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Being sick. SCORE 140
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Accurate. SCORE 112
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Probably… SCORE 185
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
