I get to live in a house with a wife… SCORE 90
sounds like a 401k to me… SCORE 64
Whiny man-babies run the government. SCORE 116
Wuv. Tru wuv. SCORE 86
I would watch the live action movie… SCORE 65
Wait just a friggan minute… SCORE 48
I’m going to have to bill extra for this… SCORE 39
The power of networking. SCORE 82
The Pokemons sold at the official store SCORE 68
Siri thinks too highly of you. SCORE 80
CVS to the rescue! SCORE 83
Hot single crusaders in your area. SCORE 50
I’d listen to it. SCORE 55
Never trust asparagus. SCORE 76
Sea Demons from the deep SCORE 74
It’s good words. SCORE 97
These desks have the ability to amplify farts to 110db SCORE 49
There is no hope for you. SCORE 62
*beaver intensity intensifies* SCORE 63
Welp, see ya later… SCORE 68
This is not the fortune you are looking for… SCORE 47
Feeling toasted SCORE 42
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 64
Yes they do offer other services… SCORE 127
You weren’t supposed to be here. SCORE 64
Bobody said it would be this hard… SCORE 42
There is no god. SCORE 33
Look at these photographs… SCORE 44
There are other options out there… SCORE 58
Where are my children SCORE 105
Grandad Ozzy being silly. SCORE 64
Mother may I? SCORE 95