The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Never forget. SCORE 159
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Accurate. SCORE 112
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Being sick. SCORE 140
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Burn! SCORE 216
Probably… SCORE 185
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Burn! SCORE 249
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Genius. SCORE 145
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
