A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
Trust no one. SCORE 16
Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
Tattoo first… SCORE 31
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
What a dream job… SCORE 31
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
Find a balance that suits you. SCORE 26
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 19
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
also cuter than you… SCORE 27
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
When art mimics life. SCORE 27
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 29
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
