A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
Same… SCORE 53
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
The original is still the king SCORE 39
Awkward SCORE 69
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Oh my SCORE 29
Call 911 SCORE 17
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
It’s my super power SCORE 44
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Nailed it SCORE 11
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Problem solved SCORE 34
For me? SCORE 45
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Needs more white SCORE 23
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Good boi summer SCORE 75
easy money SCORE 29
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45