They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
I want to believe. SCORE 28
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
It’s all good. SCORE 49
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
WELL THEN SCORE 17
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
I would eat them. SCORE 41
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Movie Magic SCORE 27
treat? SCORE 25
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16