Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 37
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 59
I GUESS SCORE 46
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
RIP to my face… SCORE 85
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Mother of Dragons Breakfast SCORE 65
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
How to find a dog. SCORE 65
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Paragraph. SCORE 52
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 117
