Self control SCORE 100
The next Pope SCORE 143
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 176
Corgi Shorts SCORE 88
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
Sharing the Shade SCORE 69
Stress SCORE 147
Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
No contest SCORE 123
How weather works SCORE 68
Having a baby ain’t cheap SCORE 146
My buddy’s will that’s leaving for deployment. SCORE 138
Such Christianity SCORE 195
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
It’s Weird How People Say “Follow Your Dreams” SCORE 129
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
A fly on the wall. SCORE 99
If I knew being an Olympian meant meeting Zac Efron… SCORE 106
I am chill SCORE 102
Two types of wine drinkers SCORE 80
When you’re studying for finals SCORE 96
What parents never want their kids to realize. SCORE 57
How much pain are you feeling? SCORE 53
Learning to read with Elmo SCORE -1
Spare Hair SCORE 56
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
NYC Parks Department does not mess around SCORE 99
Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 201
Global Warming SCORE 183
The worst Halloween yet SCORE 155
