Do want. SCORE 156
The weekend. SCORE 258
White people problems. SCORE 155
How to use chopsticks. SCORE 107
Global warming. SCORE 128
Chew-Bach-a SCORE 159
Tips for success with women. SCORE 156
I miss being a tree. SCORE 276
I hate broccoli. SCORE 248
Painting reality. SCORE 141
I can relate. SCORE 283
Need a new emoticon? SCORE 247
IV Nutella. SCORE 134
Hontas… SCORE 180
Tank disguise. SCORE 238
How I feel after a power nap. SCORE 198
You’re next. SCORE 161
Oh Bill. SCORE 142
My dog left me a present. SCORE 266
Words. SCORE 248
The nerve. SCORE 240
Hey, happy birthday!!!! SCORE 243
Haiku! SCORE 161
Angry coffee. SCORE 150
History of the world. SCORE 283
Italics. SCORE 259
Go to class, live forever. SCORE 374
How to make cotton candy. SCORE 171
A diagram of me. SCORE 199
What my alarm sounds like. SCORE 235
Facebook is a jerk. SCORE 104
Trust me… I’m a dolphin. SCORE 226