I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Busted! SCORE 31
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 77
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
15, max. SCORE 51
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
Real American hero SCORE 41
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
We both go down, together SCORE 55
I just became more metal SCORE 34
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58