Sometimes I don’t mind wrong number texts. SCORE 95
How did I not know this was a thing until today? SCORE 58
Someone “threw away” helium balloons- they are now floating in the trash chute on the top floor of my building. SCORE 70
This tiny cactus growing in a sidewalk crack. Mesa, AZ. SCORE 52
A Stern Warning of Things To Come SCORE 77
Wooooooowwww. SCORE 70
Seemed like a good idea SCORE 31
The secret ingredient. SCORE 46
A Bro being a bro SCORE 111
Best kicks in the office… SCORE 99
I’m a fan of my iPhone, personally. SCORE 65
W̵h̶͖̥̝ḁ̖͇̟̠t͖͙̝̙̙̱ a̻͢ṟ̻̦̹̣e̹̖̩̹̫̼͕ t̛̞͕̣̰̣͙ͅh̛̻̟͕̝̺͍e̫̦̤̰͇͝y̜̙̩̝̬͜ ҉͔s̢a̴̰̱̝̫̖̩̪y̼̟͕͓̱̲i͏̱̭̳̲̗̫̖n͚͓̬͟g͓̱̥̮ SCORE 63
*squeeks in Disney* SCORE 59
Basketball 2 SCORE 54
Pantaloons SCORE 77
Kangaroo injured in bush fire is making a good recovery SCORE 61
Theodore the hamster climbing up stairs SCORE 60
This guy in my grandma’s building is up to something. SCORE 51
But Taxis have been around since 1897 🤔 SCORE 43
he just wanted to give him a pet SCORE 33
No idea what it is but I’m glad it’s extinct SCORE 51
Louis Armstrong playing for his wife in front of the Sphinx by the pyramids in Giza, 1961 SCORE 77
Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who is always carrying around his bookbag of toys and can always be found in the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit SCORE 92
Happens way too often SCORE 100
Your mom loves you, most likely. SCORE 68
CRONCH SCORE 85
Ignore it until 10% yawn. SCORE 64
They make people revert to a primitive state SCORE 60
Mr. Steal Your Girlfriend SCORE 48
This hidden smile on the Coca-Cola bottle SCORE 41
Anybody else want Kit tea? SCORE 64
I know what I’m doing SCORE 56