Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Accurate. SCORE 257
Finally. SCORE 345
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
