Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
The postoffice showdown. SCORE 159
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
Accurate. SCORE 113
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
The internet. SCORE 152
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
Accuracy SCORE 130
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
There was a spider… SCORE 118
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
I am home. SCORE 3
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
Surprise me. SCORE 97
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 7
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
