The haunted toaster. SCORE 40
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 129
Bond Girls then And now. SCORE 174
Kittens watching tennis. SCORE 42
The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
Goldfish. SCORE 131
No one must learn that my fur is delicious. SCORE 149
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
Like a sir. SCORE 289
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 326
Everyone is a genius SCORE 232
Every time. SCORE 148
Probable. SCORE 363
So that’s how it happened. SCORE 239
The Cone of Shame SCORE 15
Mom logic. SCORE 190
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
Impossible Youtube duet: Miles Davis improvising on LCD Soundsystem. SCORE 133
Trollololo. SCORE 169
Whenever I go back to the gym for the first time. SCORE 115
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
You complete me. SCORE 105
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
Dr. Sith SCORE 185
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 183
