I love my records… SCORE 242
Can I keep your eggs? SCORE 60
Einstein in fuzzy slippers. Your argument is invalid. SCORE 127
How was it for you, darling? SCORE 237
Cats vs. dogs. SCORE 114
I never said half the crap people say I did. – A. Einstein SCORE 120
The Guide to understanding Twilight SCORE 49
Honesty vs. dishonesty. SCORE 78
I cleared my cookies… SCORE 72
Some men just want to watch the world learn. SCORE 103
How to catch a kangaroo. SCORE 42
Bringing sexy back, for America. SCORE 92
It’s fun to stay at the… SCORE 106
How to troll. SCORE 267
The world before the internet. SCORE 128
iPhone 5 Cases SCORE -9
A Ron Swanson quilt. SCORE 69
ERMAGERD SKERPLES! SCORE 301
My plan B. SCORE 131
Suspicious chihuahua is leery of your religious pamphlets. SCORE 162
I have butterflies in my stomach… SCORE 101
A haiku on getting up in the morning. SCORE 208
I found George W. Bush’s Checklist SCORE 81
Scribble portraits. SCORE 225
Pillow negotiations. SCORE 116
Power lifting. SCORE 3
Medals of dishonor. SCORE 91
Rubber bands vs. watermelon. SCORE 55
The sad truth. SCORE 129
Om nom nom. SCORE 128
Card night at meme palace. SCORE 114
Keep calm and… SCORE 163
