Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
What about Linux? SCORE 45
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
The obvious answer SCORE 26
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Plot twist! SCORE 42
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Awkward SCORE 69
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Happy little trees SCORE 50
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Problem solved SCORE 34
Same… SCORE 53
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
easy money SCORE 29
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
