A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Truth. SCORE 182
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
Word! SCORE 19
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
BROFIST SCORE -3
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I yawned! SCORE 10
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Because Reasons SCORE 224
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
