A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Why so sad? SCORE 47
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 70
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
+ cry. SCORE 119
Mama no. SCORE 52
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Please dont. SCORE 59
Congratulations, you played yourself SCORE 86
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
I GUESS SCORE 46
Woman drinking tea after a German bombing of London, 1940s SCORE 50
