4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -26
Deal with it. SCORE 109
jabba the cat SCORE 4
Pretty sure this is every American’s dream. SCORE 244
Rules For Success SCORE 5
Astronaut Problems SCORE 6
Speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil, smell…. SCORE 65
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
Trolling Rabbit SCORE 2
duckface SCORE -8
Awkward… SCORE 295
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
How cats work SCORE 4
Actually… SCORE 341
bender logic SCORE 8
what obama looks like SCORE -10
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
Things I’ve Said to My Children. SCORE 309
Human stahp SCORE 0
That doesn’t look right… SCORE 1
Zombies SCORE 6
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
Butterfly fun-facts. SCORE 93
Sibling Love SCORE 10
The twist ending. SCORE 55
Would not bang SCORE -12
Insomnia Jeopardy. SCORE 133