hot pockets are a scam SCORE 23
work is dumb SCORE 20
i was productive SCORE 20
a man ahead of his time SCORE 19
he’s lost his melon SCORE 9
watch out for bananas! SCORE 9
unconditional love SCORE 13
well adjusted SCORE 16
you were supposed to laugh SCORE 32
mmmmm pizza SCORE 23
i need a rebrand SCORE 30
nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! SCORE 7
bad enough? SCORE 17
a little privacy, please SCORE 16
his baby! SCORE 22
what else ya got? SCORE 23
is it bedtime yet? SCORE 14
i eat all the pods SCORE 20
making the best of a bad situation SCORE 11
choose your fighter SCORE 15
a simple disagreement SCORE 9
i need this SCORE 15
please repeat for the record SCORE 19
everything hurts SCORE 6
garlic is a matter of the heart SCORE 15
purr my last email SCORE 9
who’s the real genius here? SCORE 25
like a normal person SCORE 6
i pass class now? SCORE 15
nerd flirt SCORE -10
stupid pants SCORE 33
ready for my promotion SCORE 14