Negotiating fail SCORE 15
80 hours these days SCORE -18
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Fatality SCORE 40
Honestly a great question SCORE 24
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Proceed SCORE 30
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
The system works SCORE 52
And cheese SCORE 26
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Sports! SCORE 42
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
Yo ho ho SCORE 38
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
What murder? SCORE 45
