Alarm clocks SCORE 114
Thankfully my parents aren’t like this, but I have met some who are SCORE 11
His palms are sweaty SCORE 16
Be more specific next time SCORE 163
I shoveled a maze in my backyard for my dogs to play in SCORE 128
Every Man Probably Needs This SCORE 10
Every Single Girl On Their Period SCORE 104
Koko the gorilla SCORE 139
I’ll Correct That For You SCORE 113
When you let Satan choose the carpet SCORE 18
Thought of the Day SCORE 153
I Think I Need To Visit Greece This Year SCORE 121
This cat always looks sad SCORE 122
Diabolical SCORE 258
An accurate summary of some of my favourite bands SCORE 126
WTF SCORE 7
It’s The Clearest Water In The World SCORE 160
I hate it when my ears are blocked SCORE 176
Please, death, take me now SCORE 162
Geode cake SCORE 100
Buying Groceries By Color SCORE 112
The thermochromic table. SCORE 217
Perhaps this is how life actually goes SCORE 4
So there is one force of Nature not trying to kill Australians. SCORE 14
You’re doing it right SCORE 15
Flying cars for everyone SCORE 188
This Tattoo Is Magnificent SCORE 5
These Stunningly Realistic Doll Faces Will Make Your Skin Crawl SCORE 142
Abraham Linkedin SCORE 166
High fashion SCORE 154
It's the dreaded SCORE 98
Cruel, yet skilled SCORE 108
