Don’t confuse Day One nervousness with lack of affection… SCORE 80
I made a galaxy cake on my mother’s birthday… SCORE 83
Horse bro SCORE 94
The Black Cat Analogy SCORE -13
A two for one special SCORE 76
Police Squad SCORE 109
Not remotely sorry SCORE 61
Do you think they’ll notice? SCORE 78
Nice try, Satan SCORE 114
In the desert for a field study, and met a GG Rattle snake SCORE 67
At least he tried SCORE 67
Obamas new job.. SCORE 33
Limp vaudeville SCORE 78
Ahhh. Got it. SCORE 86
Sorry little fish I am at full capacity. SCORE 55
As a lifelong Southerner, this couldn’t be more accurate. SCORE 68
The seven-colored tanager SCORE 98
Pepsi Personified SCORE 38
A village in Yemen. SCORE 80
Iceland volcano SCORE 79
Take note, Kellyanne. SCORE 109
Google Chrome vs Internet Explorer SCORE 34
Data driven dissent SCORE 128
This Lizard Is Ridiculously Photogenic SCORE 83
Breaking Bread SCORE 50
Most accurate post I’ve ever read SCORE 107
Dehydrated Water SCORE 69
Attorneys are redundant SCORE 103
Glowing murals SCORE 80
Never forget the people who guided you. SCORE 141
The Poison Garden Contains Over 100 Deadly Plants SCORE 102
Space Detective SCORE 14
