Stress perm SCORE 50
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 122
When I die SCORE 126
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
Grow a pear SCORE 62
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 92
Either SCORE 113
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Words SCORE 113
Bring me home. SCORE 94
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
Every time SCORE 134
Fun Prank SCORE 99
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
Some dogs just need a mid-jog nap SCORE 117
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 130
Link problems SCORE 140
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 93
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
Potato SCORE 119
Some beautiful words SCORE 70