Goals. SCORE 115
The Word ‘Merican’ SCORE -14
My morning pep talk SCORE 8
Bananas SCORE 0
Not Leaving My Room… SCORE 12
The room numbers at this hotel are on the floor. SCORE 13
Shoo SCORE 126
Thank you student loans! SCORE 3
Why I Never Know Who To Be Mad At SCORE 11
It’s All About What You’re Made Of SCORE 6
pizza is life SCORE 10
Needle in a haystack SCORE 175
They Did The Math SCORE 13
What Did One Orphan Say To The Other? SCORE 4
Life’s Too Short To Hold Grudges SCORE 13
I can’t be the only one SCORE 9
Any Road Trip…Or Big City SCORE 15
Note to self SCORE 12
Someone Help Me, I Just Can’t SCORE 6
Checking WebMD For A Friendly Diagnosis SCORE 7
Gazelle jump in slow motion SCORE 15
Some Short Jokes To Brighten Your Day SCORE 13
When Everyone Roasts You SCORE 9
If my love life had a flavor. SCORE 12
Chronostasis SCORE 11
Math checks out. SCORE 10
Desensitization SCORE 143
Good Job Microsoft SCORE 172
Waffles are considerate pancakes SCORE 12
Roar of Time SCORE 10
That time the TMNT were on Oprah. Only the 90s SCORE 131
When all your friends vape SCORE 4