Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Thank you Trump bucks… SCORE 17
Nascar leads the way yet again. SCORE 38
I did the school. SCORE 26
Better luck next year. SCORE 29
Same. SCORE 29
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Get wrecked at your local coffee shop now opening in phase II… SCORE 26
The wokest of them all. SCORE 9
They love the slow ramp Morty. SCORE 16
Looney Tunes SCORE 29
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 28
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 17
Problem solved, as far as I am concerned. SCORE 20
Mythical cat with wares. SCORE 19
Just a bunch of laugh men… SCORE 24
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Japan has parks made entirely of flowers. SCORE 34
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Got em SCORE 29
Don’t make eye contact… SCORE 31
OK but this time let’s all fight over AC units. SCORE 29
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41