Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Proceed SCORE 30
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Real American hero SCORE 41
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
And cheese SCORE 26
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Fatality SCORE 40
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
80 hours these days SCORE -19
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
