Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27
Is that a yes? SCORE 28
I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39
The secret ingredient is dirt. SCORE 34
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 32
The Promening. SCORE 49
Wait a minute. SCORE 26
The gato is best left alone. SCORE 35
Gender is a love language. SCORE 19
Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38
Scientists have a talent for name conventions. SCORE 29
We are a dynamic bunch, aren’t we. SCORE 28
When whales fly… SCORE 30
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36
Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28
Getting taken for a ride. SCORE 48
Good luck on your safari. SCORE 35
Party on Wayne. SCORE 35
Mercy kill… SCORE 32
It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44
T Swifty moods SCORE 33
Keep it t in your back pocket. SCORE 34
Life choices are hard… SCORE 24
Life in the shire… SCORE 31
The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 1
Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
And my axe. SCORE 55
Shred the evidence… SCORE 32
‘Twas was the year 2020… SCORE 36
Just need a sec… SCORE 31
