Maggie darling, you really did well. SCORE 34
Some say you’re still clapping to this day… SCORE 17
Don’t worry, it’s parody. SCORE 25
30 year old aftertaste… SCORE 33
Cerb was a good boy. SCORE 24
When bun vs corn. SCORE 22
I SEE SCORE 24
I can hear it from here. SCORE 22
This ones a gimme… SCORE 16
Bring on the pain. SCORE 24
An accurate representation. SCORE 22
Never mind your thesis… SCORE 27
Remember when MTV was for music SCORE 25
I pushed the wrong button, apparently. SCORE 21
1904 Olympics was a bit dramatic. SCORE 36
The maths checks out. SCORE 24
The sooner we open the schools SCORE 9
A cup for thine enemies. SCORE 19
OK but have you seen the economy lately? SCORE 13
A literalist and a klepto walk in to a store… SCORE 30
This is great news! SCORE 23
Isn’t that just the tits. SCORE 18
You can’t handle my wizarding. SCORE 17
How to change your life in under 30 seconds. SCORE 28
He’s called Puddin’ SCORE 20
It is a cup, afterall… SCORE 20
Wait a minute! SCORE 19
You broke my heart, bruv. SCORE 26
You can’t outsmart an outsmarter… SCORE 20
He’s more than just a son, he a fren. SCORE 26
So there I was, chewing away… SCORE 27
Run, bud. SCORE 24
