At my funeral. SCORE 218
Now kiss… SCORE 116
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Accurate. SCORE 287
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Same thing… SCORE 21
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
2pactopus SCORE 113
Dealing with children… SCORE 31
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The evilest thing I can imagine… SCORE 13
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Fame Still Can’t Beat Brothers SCORE 39
I’ve never been more scared of starfish… SCORE 19
The Twortle SCORE 142
