what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
it’s perfect SCORE 21
every segment on the news SCORE 14
cats find a way SCORE 23
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
i like bananas SCORE 9
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
memorable first customer SCORE 17
slap them SCORE 13
accidental beauty SCORE 31
working cat SCORE 20
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
supersize it SCORE -4
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
a very small dog SCORE 15
is this satire? SCORE 14
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
did i stutter? SCORE 12
zero traction SCORE 11
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10