People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 108
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
Dog’s mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful. SCORE 76
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
Coachella SCORE 55
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
Brofish SCORE 75
The "History" Channel’s programming today SCORE 69
I am the lion now SCORE 80
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
Password problems SCORE 73
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
Minik The Wonder Cat SCORE 80
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
Hey gurl SCORE 20
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
Heavenly cute! SCORE 78
I am hopeful SCORE 55
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
Disappointment SCORE 50
