One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 37
Penny from 1935 that may have been used to cheat old gumball machines SCORE 40
I think this coffee machine is flirting with me SCORE 42
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Are you even real? SCORE 113
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Purrealism SCORE 77
Paragraph. SCORE 52
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 117
Living in the present. SCORE 65
RIP to my face… SCORE 85
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
She doesn’t actually seem to care. SCORE 74
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 59
Houston, we have a problem. SCORE 85
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
Footprints left by ladybug SCORE 72
OG lookback meme SCORE 73
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Eternal buddies SCORE 109
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Mother of Dragons Breakfast SCORE 65
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
