Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
Good boi SCORE 37
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
scary everything SCORE 33
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
He also refuses to learn Italian SCORE 19
Ant acid SCORE 30
Same shirt, new meeting SCORE 31
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
noobs SCORE 26
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Plants SCORE 43
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
That’s a fact SCORE 24
HOT and READY SCORE 44
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
Literally a duck SCORE 9
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
Gotta keep up appearances SCORE 29
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
