What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
I GUESS SCORE 46
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 70
+ cry. SCORE 119
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Mama no. SCORE 52
The life of a book. SCORE 74
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Every time. SCORE 37
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Why so sad? SCORE 47
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Safe pupper SCORE 81
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
