Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
The life of a book. SCORE 74
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Mama no. SCORE 52
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
+ cry. SCORE 119
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
I GUESS SCORE 46
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
