that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
a+ sign SCORE 33
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
starting at $600 SCORE 13
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it SCORE 26
consider this fact SCORE 20
aw, rats SCORE 22
where do i apply SCORE 12
the gall of this lad SCORE 23
nearly had blunt trauma SCORE 15
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 24
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
a true classic SCORE -9
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
built in salt for exfoliation while cleaning, too! SCORE 16
name that book SCORE 30
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
flattered you use your ram for Slow Robot and IWSMT SCORE 24
where do i even start SCORE 22
main character energy SCORE 40
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 39
a severe whalement SCORE 5
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
