This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
Germans. SCORE 3
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 150
I’ve got this… SCORE 118
Dat feel. SCORE 156
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
Anyone else? SCORE 144
This and that SCORE 11
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Oh buddy. SCORE 7
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Frosty the realistic snowman. SCORE 13
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Good advice. SCORE 13
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
When you see it. SCORE 5
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
The Hobbit. SCORE 203
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
After going to the gym 3 days in a row. SCORE 91
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Parroting done right. SCORE 139
