me talking to my boss SCORE 25
susan doesn’t have time for your crap SCORE 4
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
i relly trid SCORE 32
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
this is quite the life SCORE 12
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 19
playing hard to get SCORE 18
en garde SCORE 22
i too look at slowrobot and iwastesomuchtime! SCORE 18
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
you’re hired SCORE 22
oops hehe SCORE 8
if i just lay here SCORE 11
just one day… SCORE 23
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
golf bar cocktails very strong SCORE 18
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
it was only 4 bottles…of “water”…. SCORE 21
FYI: SCORE 22
hell doesnt start till I arrive SCORE 15
imagine trying to build this SCORE 27
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
so this is where they go when it rains men SCORE 11
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
business is a cruel world SCORE 23
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 17
