a genius idea SCORE 24
i spent hours making it comfy, why can’t i enjoy it? SCORE 18
hold up a sec… SCORE 11
perfectly captured the sound I make when my alarm wakes me up SCORE 29
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
have a good one eh SCORE 17
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
ah, the ol’ family road trip… SCORE 5
feeling a bit called out rn SCORE 24
its the parent tax SCORE 12
the childhood loophole SCORE 17
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 15
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
finally, a heart i deserve SCORE 15
got any of them artifacts SCORE 37
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
plz stahp SCORE 8
now that’s a good deal SCORE 5
i have been betrayed and abandoned SCORE 22
all you can do is give a thumbs up SCORE 14
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
we are all connected SCORE 16
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
thou shalt be my date SCORE -1
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
what a helpful lass SCORE 26
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
nothing like being roasted by a teacher SCORE 25
