Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
Oh Google. SCORE 224
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14
Society’s ugly SCORE 21
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
Basically. SCORE 171
Get in there! SCORE 9
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
SONDER SCORE 21
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
Every time. SCORE 294
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
Surprise me. SCORE 134
The Feels SCORE 14
Where they are now… SCORE 30
You are so cute… SCORE 336
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
Ohhhh! So THAT’s how it works! SCORE 406
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
Returned… SCORE 14
Your are better at Dying! SCORE 18
Exactly. SCORE 170
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
