Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
This is adorable SCORE 135
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Why I don’t cook much SCORE 200
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Just let me go SCORE 49
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
Toddler game show I would definitely watch SCORE 101
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Not even once SCORE 58
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 131
Star Vars SCORE 56
What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
I Don’t Understand Why So Many pigs die while eating an apple… SCORE 74
Ooops? SCORE 118
