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They+see+me+rollin.+They+hatin.
You+will+never+win.
You will never win. SCORE 32
C+O+N+T+A+C+T
C O N T A C T SCORE 24
Aikido%21
Aikido! SCORE 27
Just+dropped+off+my+ballot.+Good+luck%2C+Kanye%21+%26%238211%3B+Conan%2C+probably.
Just dropped off my ballot. Good luck, Kanye! – Conan, probably. SCORE 20
You+are+surrounded+by+beauty.
You are surrounded by beauty. SCORE 23
It%26%238217%3Bs+always+funny+the+14th+time
It’s always funny the 14th time SCORE 24
Maybe+he+was+just+too+slow%3F
Maybe he was just too slow? SCORE 24
Then%26%238230%3B+she+got%26%238230%3B+THE+SPRAY+BOTTLE%21%21%21
Then… she got… THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!! SCORE 22
My+Assistant+to+the+Regional+Manager
My Assistant to the Regional Manager SCORE 22
Wait+a+minute%26%238230%3B
Wait a minute… SCORE 16
Dogs+whom+text+back.
Dogs whom text back. SCORE 26
Sheep+are+pretty+handy.
Sheep are pretty handy. SCORE 21
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+thing+about+spinach.
And that’s just the thing about spinach. SCORE 22
Road+is+road+in+everywhere+else.
Road is road in everywhere else. SCORE 33
Beat+that+thing%2C+boy.
Beat that thing, boy. SCORE 29
Right+in+the+kisser%21
Right in the kisser! SCORE 21
Now+hold+on+just+a+minute+here%26%238230%3B
Now hold on just a minute here… SCORE 19
Don%26%238217%3Bt+step+on+a+leaf+or+you%26%238217%3Bll+break+your+nephews+neck.
Don’t step on a leaf or you’ll break your nephews neck. SCORE 28
Horse+Fingers+go+clomp.
Horse Fingers go clomp. SCORE 18
Predictable%2C+really.
Predictable, really. SCORE 30
watch+out+for+jiggles%26%238230%3B
watch out for jiggles… SCORE 24
Really+not+winning+at+much%2C+are+we%3F
Really not winning at much, are we? SCORE 30
Forbidden+rock+candy.
Forbidden rock candy. SCORE 24
Accurate+relationships.
Accurate relationships. SCORE 28
Sarah+York+didn%26%238217%3Bt+know+how+right+she+was%26%238230%3B
Sarah York didn’t know how right she was… SCORE 24
Medium+sized+Alaskan+native.
Medium sized Alaskan native. SCORE 29
She%26%238217%3Bs+called+Frank+the+Tank.
She’s called Frank the Tank. SCORE 27
The+Supernatural+was+ahead+of+the+curve.
The Supernatural was ahead of the curve. SCORE 34
Whom+Framed+Roger+Rabbit+cosplay
Whom Framed Roger Rabbit cosplay SCORE 30
Spooktober%21
Spooktober! SCORE 26
We+still+rollin%26%238217%3B+boo.
We still rollin’ boo. SCORE 22
%26%238230%3Band+here+we+go.
…and here we go. SCORE 23
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This+just+might+work%26%238230%3B
This just might work… SCORE 6
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My $1000 TV stand SCORE 222
The+tug+life
The tug life SCORE 116
Knowledge
Knowledge SCORE 149
How+daylight+savings+time+should+work.
How daylight savings time should work. SCORE 248
I%26%238217%3Bm+definitely+trying+this
I’m definitely trying this SCORE 144
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