The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 151
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
How I shower. SCORE 156
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Baby on board. SCORE 185
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
My neighbors listen to very good music, whether they like it or not. SCORE 230
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 156
Touché. SCORE 336
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
Attack! SCORE 196
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
English is hard. SCORE 291
Burn. SCORE 158
How I die. SCORE 289
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
The truth about 3D movies. SCORE 215
Then I danced like this. SCORE 177
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
‘Merica. SCORE 228
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Skyrim IRL. SCORE 88