narrator *but they didn’t stop* SCORE 17
the dream life SCORE 20
which is it? it could be either SCORE 16
thanks, mom SCORE 30
which star trek character are you? SCORE 11
and i’d watch them all SCORE 24
prove me wrong SCORE 20
if the moms don’t look like this, it’s not a pixar movie SCORE 22
i have the worst luck SCORE 42
karma is coming for both of them SCORE 20
book, try reading one SCORE 28
‘not’ was never an option SCORE 17
the modern dark reboot SCORE 9
the more you know SCORE 19
how i get super powers SCORE 26
they’re the same thing SCORE 34
it ain’t happening SCORE 9
you’ve only made things worse SCORE 17
never trust your pets with your fridge SCORE 12
i’m flattered SCORE 16
it started with a donut SCORE 19
stop arresting avocado dealers SCORE 26
whoops SCORE 13
they can’t be doing worse, right? SCORE 21
i welcome the devil’s nap SCORE 23
it’s just for the rest of my life SCORE 24
i’ll have way 23 please SCORE 34
living on the edge! SCORE 31
modern life is so fulfilling SCORE 31
not so silent but still deadly SCORE 13
moths love lamp SCORE -2
please sir, may i have another? SCORE 13
