The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Accurate. SCORE 146
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The power of barking SCORE 18
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The Twortle SCORE 142
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
2pactopus SCORE 113
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Howling lessons SCORE 9
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Same thing… SCORE 21
