the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
not more than a day SCORE 30
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
savage dad humor SCORE 13
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
look at it SCORE 5
my favorite genre SCORE 12
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
whoops SCORE 18
dude SCORE 39
am i medium chunky salsa? SCORE 10
this is why i am the way i am SCORE 28
how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
we’ve come a long way since egypt SCORE 21
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
goth nerds SCORE 25
we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
bring back the yakbak SCORE 19
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
you know you’re at a good wedding when this happens SCORE 25
caught in the act SCORE 23
goth pockets SCORE 4
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
living my best life SCORE 25
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
so funny i’m dying SCORE 18
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
the tiger is out SCORE 22
somebody stop him! SCORE 32
we out here vibing SCORE 37